Thursday, 10 May 2007

Tutorial in how to annoy someone beyond belief

Make sure your victim is drained after a hard day of shooting, wait for them to fall asleep in the minibus during the hour long drive back to the hotel, bring out an SLR with the flash set to annoyance mode, point near their head and click away. When they awake, pretend that you yourself are asleep and when they drift off again, repeat the process. After about 10 times when they've snapped and lost their temper, promise to stop, wait for them to fall asleep again and then start all over again.